Where's My Jetpack?

"I just think there’s a difference between milking a cow and jacking off a dolphin"

-an actual thing I just said to my husband

Aug 29
Aug 18

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

via chrisisoninfiniteearths:

Fantastic.

This is my favorite thing

(Source: msfili, via al-the-stuff-i-like)

omgthatdress:

Peridot Ring
1910s
Lang Antiques

BUY ME THINGS
Jul 31

omgthatdress:

Peridot Ring

1910s

Lang Antiques

BUY ME THINGS

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

Three horrible Joshes

(via geardrops)

Jul 31
liartownusa:

Men’s Equality Center mural, Cottage Grove, OR

Oh my god, they’re penises
Jul 24

liartownusa:

Men’s Equality Center mural, Cottage Grove, OR

Oh my god, they’re penises

bellassweetembrace:

New York City pool hall 1951


Fashion goal
Jul 17

bellassweetembrace:

New York City pool hall 1951

Fashion goal

(via barfingunicorn)

Jul 17

pleadingthefilth:

pleadingthefilth:

Discuss.

No other post I’ve ever made deserved 1000+ notes more than this one

I think about this movie a lot. Thank you for making other people think about it too

(via tockthewatchdog)

gastrogirl:

copycat shake shack burger.

Ooooo!
Jul 12

gastrogirl:

copycat shake shack burger.

Ooooo!

It’s not Delivery, it’s DiJesus.
Jul 11

It’s not Delivery, it’s DiJesus.

primalstiles:

ingberry:

biblioprincessdalian:

jethroq:

Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene

Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity

in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene

From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny

Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean

Bromeo Bromeo, no homeo

(via sadspockpanda)

Jul 7